These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Built Like a Laundry Pile

This man leaned into his shopping like it was an Olympic event, while his shorts gave up halfway through. That waistband sat lower than expectations at a family reunion, revealing a tank that got sucked down like a stretchable bodysuit. There are no holes for a belt or strength left in the fabric.

Yet he still committed to that slouch with pride. The way he’s hanging onto the counter suggests he’s either deep in thought or forgot what he came for. Meanwhile, his shorts are one breath away from retiring entirely. That sag reached its final form, and it wasn’t ready for public viewing.

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