These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Glutes Broke the Dress Code

Fashion confidence hit new levels when these denim shorts tried their best to hold the line. Back pockets disappeared into the abyss, seams screamed in silent protest, and waistband loyalty gave up years ago. Whatever size those were meant to be, the assignment has long expired. The fabric held on, but dignity quietly clocked out.

This woman’s focus stayed locked on body jewelry, unaware that aisle traffic behind her came to a complete halt. There wasn’t a cart in sight that didn’t do a double-take. The shorts fought a battle they were never built to win, and the back end got all the attention.

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