These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Lizard On Bun with Attitude

That’s not a scrunchie, but a full-blown bearded dragon clinging to that topknot like it owns the joint. Most people walk in with a shopping list, but she brought a reptile that doubles as an accessory. Shoppers in aisle three probably did a triple-take before deciding they no longer needed tissues that badly.

The lizard is leashed up like it’s ready for brunch after this run, unbothered while hanging out on her neck like a warm rock. If anyone was hoping for a peaceful trip, this cold-blooded shoulder ornament changed the mood real fast. Snacks, soda, and surprise dragons—some days hit differently.

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