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NASA Forgot Their Groceries

Floating through the produce aisle like it was low-gravity terrain, these two space cadets came in peace and left with tomatoes. Their inflatable suits bobbed with every step, while one astronaut rocked sunglasses like the sun followed them indoors. Either they’re prepping for launch, or those lettuce heads hold universal secrets worth exploring.

Zippers, hoses, puffy limbs, and all, they stood side-by-side, perhaps comparing numerous staples like it was a mission briefing. One of them even had gloves on, probably to avoid intergalactic veggie contamination. No one blinked an eye, because when the space race hits the salad section, everything else takes a back seat.

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