These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Muscles Encounter the Romaine

If shredded lettuce had feelings, this display would count as intimidation. Linda Steele’s muscles are flexing harder than the twist ties on those veggie bags. Every carrot within reach is probably reconsidering its crunch as she leans in with abs carved from stone and a ponytail ready for battle.

Not even the rotisserie chickens dared to turn in their oven cases while she shopped. The leggings don’t whisper gym effort; they scream it. That crop top is working overtime and flat-out surviving. While others show up in flip-flops and bed hair, Linda looks like she could deadlift the produce section if the cucumbers got rowdy.

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