These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Strings Held but Morals Slipped

Bananas weren’t the only things getting stared at in the produce section. That dress looked like it had lost a fight with a paper shredder and got stitched back together by someone with a glue stick and ambition. Every cut, twist, and string held on like they were told rent was due.

From the looks of it, ventilation was the goal, and full exposure was the bonus. She walked like it was a catwalk, but those shelves were not ready. The dress covered enough to count as fabric, but not enough to keep people focused on fruit. Shoppers grabbed oranges while side-eyeing cheeks on full display.

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