These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Lip Gloss and Lucky Charms

There goes Alexis Ren, giving Apple Jacks the kind of attention usually reserved for red-carpet interviews. Fully glammed up in black and white, she’s not here for the weekly milk-and-eggs run. The cereal box is secondary to the real mission: turning aisle five into a photoshoot backdrop as if it owes her rent.

Meanwhile, that cart behind her is suspiciously empty, unless bananas are now a full meal. Or are they? Shoppers nearby were probably debating whether this was a new TikTok challenge or simply Monday. Grocery stores never asked for drama, but Alexis brought it anyway; heels, head tilt, and all.

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