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Glass Heels and Grits

Courtney Stodden rolled in dressed like she had zero intention of blending in. Her curly hair, a flower, and heels that looked like they belonged in a stage show with a two-drink minimum. That dress looked like it was holding on for dear life while she towered over shopping carts and unsuspecting store brands.

If there was a prize for “Most Committed” to “Looking Fabulous During Errands,” she cleared the field before she hit aisle four. Doug Hutchison trailed behind, probably doing his best to keep up without twisting an ankle on her runway. Those heels didn’t stop for anyone, and neither did that side-eye.

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