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Granola Never Stood a Chance

Linda Steele strutted into the cereal section looking like she had taken a wrong turn on the way to a nightclub. Her thigh-high boots looked ready for battle, and the shorts barely covered anything but attitude. That skintight tee didn’t leave much to the imagination either, especially once she leaned in for the granola.

The setup felt like breakfast was being served with a side of a thirst trap. The man in the background knew he wasn’t supposed to stare, but even his grocery cart slowed down like it needed a breather. Nobody was worried about fiber content while she was on aisle duty. The oats stopped being the main attraction.

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