These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Spandex Takes a Wrong Turn

Milk aisle fashion took a wild turn, and the results were impossible to miss. That dress put in no effort to keep secrets, and the shapewear underneath looked like it gave up midway through the job. Instead of smoothing things out, it ballooned into a full-on upper-body halo of confusion.

The man looked like he’d been slapped across the face by a wardrobe malfunction. He froze like the dairy door was holding him hostage. Some people shop with lists; others show up like it’s laundry day and the dryer quits halfway through. Well, that outfit brought more shock than the refrigerated section ever could.

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