These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Budget Hazmat Gets Groceries

Fashion took a dumpster dive and came out swinging. The paper helmet adds mystery, and the gloves scream sanitation chic. Meanwhile, the taped plastic bag pants bring it all together in one crunchy, crinkly disaster. Folks behind him might be wondering if this is performance art or a recycling PSA that got out of hand.

Every piece looks pulled from a bin behind a school theater department. Even the cashier is trying to keep it together as if she hasn’t seen a walking trash sculpture pay with exact change before. And that wallet is probably made of leftover lunch trays and duct tape dreams.

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