These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Pet Store Closed, So Why Not?

Grocery day took a wild turn when this tiny scene-stealer showed up clinging to its human’s head like it had clocked in as a hair clip. With its striped tail dangling down the back and those wide eyes staring back at the public, the monkey looked more annoyed than impressed.

The diaper completed the outfit, adding equal parts confusion and curiosity to the setup. Crowds may have come for frozen peas, but they stayed for the live entertainment swinging from a scrunchie. While most pets get walked or carried, this one went full crown mode: zero effort, maximum attention. The monkey won, and everyone else simply existed around it.

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