These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Built a Prison with Pringles

That kid didn’t vanish, but he’s in deep lockdown under a Costco-level stack of snacks and two towers of Styrofoam cups. There’s also what might be every roll of paper towel available. Forget time-out corners, as this strategy screams maximum security made from store-brand chaos. Chips around the sides act like insulation.

Multipacks wedged tight across the middle, and that paper layer on top looks more like a trapdoor than a purchase. The setup could survive a mild earthquake and still keep the kid contained. When patience runs out, parents get resourceful. No straps are required when you’ve got a fortress of family-sized bribery and six-ply armor.

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