These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Ring Her Up Too

No patience left or energy spared here. This woman went in full plank mode on the checkout counter as if she were part of the store inventory. Bags of candy and gossip mags surrounded her like concerned spectators, but she was fully committed to her horizontal protest. No doubt she’s had enough of price checks and shopping carts.

Even her form is suspiciously precise, with her arms stiff and legs together like she’s on some extreme yoga retreat. Our protagonist didn’t settle for a bench or the floor like everyone else, but upgraded to the register. Give her a barcode already; she’s ready to be scanned and out the door.

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