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Snack Hunt Gets Wild

Clearly a devoted disciple of snack culture, this guy came dressed to represent. His Cookie Monster tank top is clinging to its final threads, and that dramatic fringe makes it part top, part tribute. Each frill waves in defiance as he reaches for what is the holy grail of the junk food aisle.

He’s locked in on a fresh pack like he’s performing a sacred rite. The cookie guardian himself, printed front and center, approves silently from a shredded cotton throne. The midriff flash might be unintentional, but it adds flair to the ceremony. No need for camouflage when your cravings dress louder than words.

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