These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Burpees Are for Basic Girls

Workout goals got flipped when this bold tee made its debut in the candy aisle. That slogan was made for a treadmill but ended up sandwiched between chip bags, soda bottles, and Twizzlers. It’s giving gym motivation with none of the sweat. Confidence like that should be sold by the pound, next to the snack cakes and boxed brownies.

The shirt says “peak fitness,” and the cart says “cheat day starter pack with a side of irony.” The message was meant to inspire burpees, not browse the cookie section. This was pure comic timing, not fashion. Grocery trips rarely serve humor like this on a silver platter, but when they do, it’s glorious.

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