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Bare Midriff and Bad Decisions

Pumpkins may have been the goal, but this woman ended up matching the display without even trying. That hoodie puts her belly front and center like it’s ready to join the produce section. Meanwhile, the cigarette dangling from her mouth says peak confidence with a side of questionable decision-making.

Smoked-out stroll aside, the kid seems unfazed, possibly used to Mom’s display of fearless fashion and unapologetic sass. Between the half-shirt, the attitude, and that dramatic sky, this could double as an album cover for “Fall’s Gone Wild.” Unbothered, unmatched, and mildly unfiltered—that’s how to turn a quick stop into an unexpected photo op.

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