These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Bubonic with a Lime Twist

Black robes, a mask, a six-pack, and a handful of limes. It’s either a plague doctor stocking up for the weekend or a man determined to keep social distancing stylish. The look is oddly theatrical, as if the world ended and he still showed up to check out with change. That’s how wild daily life has become.

Possibly misunderstood or incredibly committed to the bit, he makes those beer runs unforgettable. Maybe he thought the mask would boost immunity or keep the lime snatchers away. Whatever the motive, the timing was flawless. Corona in hand, bird head on display, he somehow made pandemic panic look like a themed party.

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