These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Accessory Budget Left in Ruins

Forget shopping bags, this duo came with their entire jewelry drawer strapped to every limb and then some. From forehead to kneecap, it was a full-body commitment to sparkle, with beads, trinkets, keychains, charms, and what might have been a curtain tieback thrown in for flair. Necklaces didn’t dangle.

They piled up like costume jewelry had a meltdown and chose chaos. Boots, wrists, and thighs were all fair game. Other shoppers reached for chips while this duo turned the aisle into a budget runway. Every step clinked and every turn glimmered. The store’s lighting had competition. Somewhere in that sea of chains, a receipt probably got lost.

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