These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Monkey Business in Produce

Bundled up in a swirl of zebra and bubblegum pink, this tiny shopper hitched a ride in comfort. Tucked tightly into what looks like the most secure blanket burrito of all time, it didn’t get a say in whether bananas were part of the plan. With those eyes barely open, he seemed more concerned about nap time than snack time.

That firm grip wasn’t about affection but pure strategy. One glimpse at the fruit section and there’d be squealing, swinging, and chaos down aisle four. Maybe this monkey’s handler learned the hard way. Or this is how you keep a wild card calm while everyone else wants milk.

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