These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Stroller Life Is Gangsta

Pulled up like a rap icon on tour, this four-legged fashion king arrived in full swagger. Red cap tilted, shades in place, and a tee better than half the store’s stock. He wasn’t walking anywhere when his private ride was ready, complete with water on standby and a seat you can’t find at PetSmart.

The officer on the scene probably spotted too much drip and got suspicious. That face says, “No paws on aisle three,” but the dog isn’t hearing it through his VIP shades. Meanwhile, its owner resembles a manager who has just been pulled into a meeting about the office mascot going rogue.

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