These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Fatherhood by Any Means

Who needs a stroller when a mobility scooter and a firm grip on pant legs can do the trick? This dad went full throttle into problem-solving mode, dragging his kid like a human trailer while checking out yogurt options. There was no yelling, chasing, or lost child announcements over the intercom. It’s all low-energy parenting with maximum effectiveness.

That poor kid might be questioning life choices, but at least he looks cozy enough for a nap. Give the dad some credit. He’s multitasking, grocery shopping, babysitting, and conserving steps all at once. It’s not a lazy but a tactical genius—if you ignore the floor burns and public stares.

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