These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

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Started early and already going hard, this little guy came prepared for a thirst battle of epic proportions. The bottle is nearly the size of his torso, but that hasn’t slowed him down. Legs out, back propped, and hands on duty, he’s got the focus of a guy who knows naptime comes with conditions.

Mom sits nearby without blinking, like this is a regular Tuesday. That giant jug of milk might be cheaper than daycare, but at this pace, the next grocery trip might need a milk aisle pit stop. Who needs tiny sippy cups when your toddler is training for the gallon challenge?

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