These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Bagged Groceries and Eyefuls

Strings held up whatever was going on with that pink micro wrap, but gravity was trying to quit its job. From the back view, the outfit could’ve passed for a napkin that missed the dinner table and landed on someone’s rear. If there’s a line between bold and bare, it got erased, rewritten, and then ripped in half.

There were no shoes, shame, or fear. That sack over the shoulder looked ready to carry secrets and sunscreen, though the tan said, “Too late for that.” Everyone else stayed focused on their checkout screens, probably afraid one wrong glance would scar their corneas. The cheeks had more aisle presence than the shopping cart.

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