These Unhinged Shoppers Are the Reason Self-Checkout Was Invented

Flower Power Meets Apocalypse

Sunless tan met high-drama theater in an accidental Halloween preview. That face had all the contouring power of a broken crayon, with eyes so blacked out they could scare away daylight. The rose behind her ear didn’t help much either, looking like it survived a storm and barely clung on through loyalty.

Hair teased to the heavens, makeup applied with a spatula, and confidence like nothing could ever go wrong—this was one for the ages. Her look had more layers than an onion and fewer successful ones. Even her shopping buddy looked too focused to acknowledge the chaos next to him, probably hoping nobody would connect them.

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